How do we cure boredom? For the past 3 days, i have slowly been losing my mind because of this disease that we seem to overlook. It's nearly Christmas! I'm never this pessimistic over Christmas, it truely is the most wonderful time of the year. Yet here i am, starting a blog, something i vowed never to do, to prevent me dying just for something to do.
I have just spent the last hour staring at a blank Facebook home page, hoping in vain someone would pop up and speak to me to postpone my impending doom of boredom. I NEVER go on Facebook chat. That was the first sign. The depressing thing was, no-one wanted to speak to me. Great. Clearly everyone else has wonderful lives that need nothing adding to. So, i read a book. Or rather, i attempted a book. That did nothing. I couldn't even tell you now what i read. Shocking. So i went the toliet and stood in the bathroom for a while. Stared at myself in the mirror, never a healthy thing to do. I moved back into my room, stopping to pick something up off the floor, and picked up another book. That lasted five minutes. It was not enthralling and informative as the cover suggested. I tied my hair up, picked a few spots and then sighed. Suddenly, it hit me! Why should i not share my wonderful life with those that really do care?! TO THE INTERNET!! Brilliant. I was definitely on something. And now, here i am. But what to do? Do i attempt to cure the world of boredom, one post at a time? Is this possible? Well certianly, but that would require readership, a luxary i do not have. So, instead, this cyber nonsense is my diary. My collection of musings if you will. Read it, don't weep and share my journey to find joy.
Actually, i have joy. I feel i need to point this out. I'm a joyus person. I laugh a lot, and i make others laugh. It's my favourite past time. I have a good life. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY IT'S BORING. Now, i don't want drama, nor do i want endless breakdowns. But, a little injection of excitement now and again would do me good. So perhaps this will provide me with that?! Who knows. Definitely Christmas coming is a good thing. I cannot resist a good bit of advent excitement.
The Cure To Boredom, Way 1 = start a blog.